Quotes we did NOT use:

"Dammit, why does otouto have to be at a voice lesson? Whoever heard of a singing suit of armor anyway?"

" Hmm. If I buy you a fruit drink, will you leave my body alone? "
"Until I finish the drink."
"What if it's really big, and then I buy you a pineapple?"

"Dear Kaizoku no Renkinjutsushi,
I have some work waiting for you in Hawaii, and by the way I heard about the zombie ducks who kidnaps Hagane no, THEY'RE NOT ASSOCIATED TO ME IN ANY WAY. You can ask Hawkeye-shousa (yes she got a promotion)

Yours Truly,
Roy Mustang"
" To Roy Mustang -

I will look into the work after I am finished with dealing with the lunatic sin-child who stole my appendages. As for the zombie ducks, I am still skeptical about your lack of involvement. However, if a team is sent to retrieve him in my stead, all will be cleared.

With sincerity,
Des
Kaizoku no Renkinjutsushi "

" I worship Haagen Dazs, because Haagen sounds like HAGANE! "

"Your dad takes bubble baths, you girly-looking bionic shrimp!"